10:00:
Word count: 1061.
9:58
Adam: they shouldn’t have done another hour. too much bev. 4 out of 10
Shelby: 9.5 because Brenda’s teeth are scary.
Daina: you wouldve given it a 10 otherwise?
Shanna: 5. Creepy guy became better looking but the father is way too intense.
Daina: 4. Parents need to be more parental. They’re not jim and cindy by any means.
Shelby: they’re more like OC parents.
Me: 6 out of 10. Average. but, I think it’ll get better. I think the peach pit could have been such a cool throwback.
Adam: kids wouldnt hang out a diners.
Shanna: I’d hang out at a diner!
Shanna: teacher was cool. i like teacher.
9:57
Daina: is that it?
Shanna: SCENES!
Kelly’s mom is back on the show — as previewed…
9:56:
Uh oh, the rich guy vs. the other rich guy. What will they think of next.
9:55
Daina: they need to get uglier parents; not model parents.
9:54:
Mr. Walsh would never display his nipples like that.
9:54
Punishment for kids today: no texting.
9:53:
Brenda is back on screen.
Shelby: Yay.
Shanna: Her teeth are so horrible.
9:50
“Thats what kids do here, they have plans…and go to san francisco.”
9:47
Daina: So, who’s watching next week?
Adam and Shanna: Yes.
Shelby: yes — but I want more brenda.
Me: yes.
9:45
Adam: Dixon keeps getting cut from the lacrosse team.
9:44
Ah ha! Dr. Silver’s infidelity brought back into the story line.
9:40
Naomi looks so different in every scene: curly, straight, pulled back. What the hell am I doing noticing that? Ugh.
9:34
Where did Ethan come from? The balcony?
(Jason mraz playing in the background…)
Daina: this show sucks. It’s boring.
9:29
Daina: So, Brandon is the father? Kelly said he called from Belize.
9:28
BRENDA!!!
Brandon is good. FYI. 
He’s in Belize.
9:27
Shanna: that guy has spock ears
Daina: and sideburns
Shelby: Somebody has to have sideburns.
Those sideburns are angst ridden.
9:25
A private jet to dinner in San Fran? Only in BH.
Daina: that guy looks like superman.
Adam: Yes, he has clark kent hair.
9:24:
“Bitch lips” — nice writing. Ugh.
9:20
Shelby: she needs to eat that girl — she’s so skinny.
9:19
Adam: Grandma will have some thoughts for the lacrosse team’s retaliation.
9:12
Why is everyone drinking coffee? Ahh, kids today.
9:11:
Product placement: Dr. Pepper. I’m thirsty all of a sudden.
9:10
They accept credit cards in the high school cafeteria? Only in BH.
9:09
Shanna: is that guy a teacher or a student? he looks like a vampire.
9:08:
My prediction: Annie and Ethan are getting together.
9:06:
Did the principal just say “I know you guys are pissed?”
Shanna: That guy is so intense all the time.
9:01:
one hour done: Thoughts?
Daina: 5
Adam:a solid 4.5
Shelby: reserving judgement, but they did say penis and vagina.
Shanna: I’ll stay with my 6.
Me: 7.
9:00
who’s kid is that on kelly’s lap? Dylan? Brandon?
Shanna: he wears crocs to bed?
8:59:
DYLAN! I mean, ETHAN!
Adam: That was quick, he left the party and got to the beach and has finished surfing?
8:57:
Adam: did anyone watch buffy? Naomi looks like an ugly cordellia.
8:56
Oh snap, the principal and naomi’s mom have a son together!?! ha.
8:54
So, the principal is at the party?
Shanna: is he really going to drag his daughter out?
Daina: Jim walsh would never drag brenda out of a party; he’d wait until she got home.
8:52:
So, that guy is the principal of the school? I’m confused.
Shanna: where did annie sneak out to? she was uninvited
8:47
naomi has a horse face
Adam: she’s not as pretty as she should be.
Shelby: Ethan’s too good for her.
8:46
Shanna: they just said “puss” twice.
Adam: (laughing)
8:41:
Everyone on this show is beautiful — not surprisingly.
8:39:
Darcy, er, Shenae, er, Annie is pretty good in this role.
8:39:
Naomi likes short shorts.
8:37:
Daina: the background music is sappy — like Full House.
8:35:
Kelly taylor is a guidance counselor? Interesting.
What happened to “mom?”
Daina: guess she had a meltdown.
8:34:
My hands hurt from typing. I think I need to pay attention and watch.
8:30:
Adam: There’s a lot of shit going on so far this episosde: drugs, stealing, underage drinking
Shelby: Next is an eating disorder.
well done, shelby.
8:28:
Penis remark = hilarious.
Shelby: penis and vagina in one episode?
Adam: that looks like the walsh house.
8:27
Shelby: Some sexual tension there between the student and teacher.
8:26:
ooo, the pit afterdark!
8:26:
Adam: Why are they in beverly hills again?
Daina: to take care of the sick grandmother.
8:25:
Shanna: The grandmother is the same character as on AD.
8:22:
Adam: the cool guy is also the cool lacrosse teacher.
Shanna: i think he’s the only teacher.
8:22:
Shanna: It’s not even a diner.
What is shenae’s character name?
Shanna: Naomi.
I need to pay attention.
8:21:
Kelly still looks hot.
Adam: Look at the pit
Daina: isn’t he like 80?
Shelby: Nat has not aged a bit.
8:19:
Daina: only 1 new kid in the high school? Ha.
8:18:
So far, I’m impressed the writing.
is that Nat?
Uh oh, Drugs.
8:14:
The theme!
Shanna: Revamped.
Shelby: It’s so rockin
8:13:
Shelby: Ethan’s hot.
8:12
I expect a “you’re not in kansas anymore” comment soon.
8:12:
Kelly Taylor arriveth. 
8:11:
Shanna: They just said Vagin.
Daina: Hmm…a little more risque than the last one.
8:10:
Teacher: “everybody knows mclovin, nobody knows topeka is the capital of kansas!” LOL.
8:08
YAY! Andrea’s daughter, Hanna!
Shanna: She’s a nerd, just like her mom!
8:07:
Controversial car scene with the girl pulling her head of the guys lap.
8: 06:
Adam: Ethan has got to be a Jew. (Ed note: Adam is allowed to say that. He’s a jew)
8:05:
Shanna: No opening theme song. 
8:05:
another trendy song! MGMT! I do like this song.
8:03:
Me: the mother from Arrested Development!
Adam: This will sucked compared with AD.
8:01:
Daina: It said in the globe that there is finally an african american on the show
Shanna: Donna martin’s friend was black.
Shelby: DESHAWN!
Adam: Yes.
8:00:
Hurray! Darcy, I mean Shenae, I mean…
8:00:
Isn’t that the aunt from Full House?
8:00:
Coldplay opening. How trendy.
7: 59 pm:
Ok, so here we go. Baby is in bed, and I’m joined by Daina, Shanna, Adam and Shelby.
Thought it’d be cool to survey the room for expectations first.
I think it’ll be a 6.5 out of 10, and be like the new Degrassi on steroids.
Adam: I think it’ll suck but I think I’ll enjoy it. Expectation: 4/10
Shanna: Expectation:6/10. I hope it doesn’t suck
Daina: 4/10 and I don’t think they’ll show kelly or brenda very much.
Shelby: 10/10 — why? Because somebody has to be optimistic.
